The Obama Presence

The Obama Presence
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10/14/09

Newsflash: Barry O NASCAR Male and Female Driver of the Year



Daytona (NASCAR) - President Barack Obama stunned the racing world today by picking up its most coveted honor, the NASCAR Driver of the Year (Male and Female) for both the Nationwide Series and Sprint Cup Series. President Obama known as Barry O was chosen unanimously beating out favorites Kyle Bush, Jimmie Johnson, and Carolyn Carrier. NASCAR fans were shocked by Barry O's selection, given that he has a propensity to ride a bicycle with a crib attached to the rear fender and he does not drink Budweiser or Miller beer. Barry O was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was; "exhilarated and in the paint by the award" before excusing himself to accept this year's WWE RAW smackdown championship.

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