Las Vegas (AP) - President Barack Obama stunned the boxing world today by picking up two awards for both the WBA and WBC - Heavy Weight Champion and Bantam Weight champion. Mr. Obama now known as Barry "Battering" Obama was chosen unanimously beating out favorites Vitali Kuschenko, Nikolai Valuev, Fernando Montiel, and Joseph Agbeko. Worldwide boxing fans were stunned by Mr. Obama's selection, given that he has never been in a fight, weighs less than 150 lbs, smokes, and can't taunt without a telepromter. Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying; "sucka" before excusing himself to accept this year's Country Music Entertainer of the Year Award.
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